Who Says Romance is Dead? Not Candy Pants!

Candy Pants. A song called Candy Pants. Its so terrible. So SO terrible.


Id even give you a chance...to take off your pants... id eat the seat. Oh GOD it just gets WORSE when he stars to talk about her being a honey-dripper. Really.

Thank god he's a minister of sobriety, because for a second, I thought maybe he was a crackhead and this was just a drug mess. So its actually a sober mess, which makes it way more entertaining.

Oh and do they have to run to his house with a mattress on their backs b/c he doesn't have one?

PS. I found this gem while looking for a commercial for "Skidz". It occurred to me that instead, I found a skidmark.

BAHZING!

Oh and here is Will Shatner "singing" How To Handle A Woman.



Its simple: just ask to get into her candy pants.