Monday, May 5, 2008

Truly Terrible: from Lithuania

Let me sit down for a second and list ten things "wrong" with this pile of mind boggling awful.



1. Wrong: That outfit with the blackface.
2. Wrong: The other outfit the keyboarder has on.
3. Wrong: The singing back up hot dogs.
4. Wrong: A song that has an opening line that goes "I was making myself a salad, and i was chopping a lot of carrots."
5. Wrong: Writing a song about a salad.
6. Wrong: Writing a song about a salad that is so confusing, i cant quite grasp whether or not you are pro salad or anti salad.
7. Wrong: Making me care about his opinion on salad.
8. Wrong: Pigs do not eat mud.
9. Wrong: That thing that comes in at 2:55
10.Wrong: That its the tenth time ive watched this thing this weekend.
11. BONUS SPINAL TAP WRONG: Its not a ballad about salad. Its up tempo, almost like a ska song about salad.