Music!

Not here tho.

Ive decided to compartmentalize a bit.
From now on, music is at www.discodate.blogspot.com or HERE for the ultra lazy like me.

Crap like this will continue to live here, amongst the other flotsam.


"Where do i start" is right. That grease is disgusting and those singing hamburgers with the lipstick are sluts.

Now Im not one to nit pic...

A part of me feels bad doing this. I mean, here we have Cheri. An 80s band who, despite some serious quality work, never really made it. I mean, i assume there are people (like me) who think they were just tops, but that doesnt really pay rent now does it.

Anyway, this was my introduction to Cheri. And boy did I squeal when i got this for 50cents. In fact, i think i liked it so much that i managed to ignore a rather glaring error on Cheri's part.



Good song, right? Yeah. But see, its not really Murphy's Law she's bitching about. Its Karma. But, i guess Karma doesnt really have that "ring"...that "je ne sais quoi" that is so important in ugh, "artistic license". And perhaps my inability to excuse (or actually, my even noticing such an ideological error) is just further evidence that I am getting old and cranky.

BUT. The 2 rule applies, and i found this also, and its both ideologically correct, and questionably uh, well... you listen.



PS. Im still looking for this MP3 which has been incredibly impossible to find. Should you feel generous....

The Strange Case of Alice Cooper

This is why i dont go to concerts often.

What is the chance im gonna see a GIGANTIC BOTTLE OF TEQUILA dancing on the stage? WITH A HAT!? A cyclops with a headlight for an eye? Costumes w a codpiece? (ugh dont mention lady caca here).... Zero chance. And Im an optimist.



Here's part one. From the record written in the mental institution. I cant say i really love this record, but, man, could he put on a show. He also does old songs, but im a sucker for a bottle that dances while im sober, so i posted the first one.

Doubles!

Family of Eve: I wanna be loved by you
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105069-9ea

Family of Eve: Having it so bad for you
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105070-775

Bernard Estardy: Autoscopie
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105170-8d6

Bernard Estardy: Ala Mia Thra
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105175-074

Yellow Magic Orchestra: 1000 Knives Live (and really &@#*(&(@# good)
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105477-bb5

Yellow Magic Orchestra: Behind the Mask
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105476-1e3

Moroder: Tears
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105218-213

Moroder: fIrst hand experience in 2nd hand love
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105219-1cc

The Clash: Magnificent Seven
http://www.divshare.com/download/8104936-a71

The Clash: Ivan Meets GI Joe
http://www.divshare.com/download/8104935-69a

Alex Gibson Punk Parade
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105271-8b2

Alex Gibson: Suburbia (Soundtrack)
http://www.divshare.com/download/8105274-8aa

Mr Goodbar

DAMN! Tits been a while, huh? Lol sorry, got myself a life. Not really a fantastic one, but one that keeps me busy.

Ok im lying. But the good thing about neglect is that it allows you to amass a whole lotta lovin while you're off doing whatever, which is amplified by the guilt you feel upon your return!

So here's the better songs from the insanely overpriced Looking for Mr Goodbar cd.

Donna Summer: Try Me I Know We Can Make It
http://www.divshare.com/download/8071711-e8a

Donna Summer: Could It Be Magic
http://www.divshare.com/download/8072258-352

Greg Diamond Starcruiser: Danger (12")
http://www.divshare.com/download/8071713-241

Boz Scaggs: Lowdown
http://www.divshare.com/download/8071712-2aa

Commodores: Machine Gun
http://www.divshare.com/download/8071988-753

DIana Ross Love Hangover (subbed out for Dont Leave me this way by thelma H cos uh, w/e)
http://www.divshare.com/download/8072205-05d

terrible terrible commercial w too much fog.

Its a rocket launcher alright. :14 in you're launched into what i would have to say is THE WORST commercial i have ever seen. If i were to count the things "wrong" with those mere :15 seconds, i BET i could find 1 awful thing per second. That face when he says "Oh no". His flying thru that fake ass universe on his keyboard. That triple turn. All that wind in his curly frizzy hair. That fog.



no, not THAT fog. (dont i wish)

Total and complete shit records.

I cant even think of an introductory sentence for what is to follow. I will warn you: get a bucket handy.


Sigh. Hearing this piece of garbage drags me right back to my childhood. Shuddering in horror at how, my led zep and patty smith and talkin heads loving mom not only HAD this record, but would listen to it. A lot. Ugh. Just listen to these lyrics. Kids dont understand romance, and quite frankly, are usually horrified by it. Young me was no exception.


But If pailed in comparison to this lovely little ditty that could turn even the most bright sky dark fucking black and stormy. JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST. Not only did this song remind me of grandpa (quiet man of music who happened to be blind) but ugh its so depressing. And the music is so boring that it really makes you focus on the lyrics. When this record would come on (via stereo in the house or tape in mom and dad's car, i would HOWL. ABSOLUTELY HOWL. People wonder why i chewed on my parents leather volvo interior- this is why.


Well well well. ANOTHER DAN FOGELTURD song. This was a minor annoyance in comparison to the leader of the band, but again, file this under "kids dont "get" love songs and they dont like them. Creepy. Oh and how many people really love this song? And what does this SAY about humanity? This video looks like a life insurance ad.


ZZZzzzzzz.....FIle this under really boring story songs. And really what a song it is. The first part of the song you cant even figure out if he's singing about his daughter or his wife. I wanna know how she died. Maybe she hung herself from that tree. And his logic is flawed; he could be with her if he could. Its easy; im sure the tree is still there.


Again, Bobby Goldsboro. Notice that this post has REPEAT OFFENDERS? I hope you did. Cos i noticed. And it goes w my 2 rule: 2 good songs and ill pay attention to your band. Which means that im SURE these 2 vomitocious bands have a LOT more schmaltz in their repetoire than I have discovered thus far. Which also means that I have some really really bad records I need to listen to.