Liquid Sky: This Is Why I Have So Few Friends

Cos i make people watch trash like this.

Liquid Sky: BAD MOVIE and, coincidentally, a bad raver store that used to be on Lafayette. I believe they also sold records downstairs that werent really much better than this mess.

The only good part:


The plot of this cinematic master piece of cacka is as follows:
Shes from CT and her vagina vaporizes people she has sex with. She may or may not be an alien. I cant remember and dont really care to. And there you have it! That was easy. Not so easy? Actually watching this piece of trash in its entirety. Without chemical assistance.

NSFW: But can you watch it? Including her soliloquy at around 5:00 in? The one where she yaps about being nice to your agent? Bet you cant. Its pretty terrible. Get ready for an eye roll workout.


Avante tarde fashion.

The Fantastic Planet Part II

5. Humans get busy & act like humans


6. one of the creepier parts of the movie and probably the most famous


7 uh oh


8. The End.

Oh, it looks good on YOU though.

This may be the greatest 2:48 in film. Free soup with purchase of hat.

I normally would write a bunch, but really. Do I need to?

Bonus Non Sequitur movie trailer b/c I dont want to listen to music post!

"I was born a poor black child..."

Classic.
Ok back to work.

my children will eat your children

baby mantids doing mantid things, originally uploaded by lauralogic77.

Behold! 2 of the 4 remaining living arizona unicorn mantids.
If they grow up they will get names.
That upright one is a champ.

My love of mantids are directly related to my love of chop socky movies. Esp this dude. Dhalsim from Street Fighter or the indian from Master of the Flying Guillotine. I believe he fights "mantis" style. Not sure. But looks kinda like it.

Sorry for the non sequitur, just needed an excuse to post that fight b/c well, its pretty badass. And i always wanted an owl.
And I still love that movie despite the History channel telling me that a weapon such as the FG would have been too clumsy for any real use and probably didnt exist or wasnt used in real fighting.
Sigh.

Oh well. My conscience prevents me from posting the fight above without posting the fight below. B/c even though muy thai looks stooooooooooooopid as hell, this scene is probably my favorite "fight" scene in any movie.

Except for the girl with the flail in kill bill. You cant get better than that.

Be Friends and Say Hello

Well actually dont, b/c these movies are both notable for stinking yet having good soundtracks. Actually I dont like Head much. But this makes up for it.

The Porpoise Song: The Monkees


Up the Junction: Manfred Mann

My sentiments EXACTLY

My brand new laptop died last night. My vista experience can also be summed up in the same two words:

Because Nerds in Paradise is on

"I got a date"..."Yeah, but its with a guy".


(its "all night party" by the gleaming spires btw. I always wanted to know that.)

Someone made a Nerds related video for it.


The Trailer.


NERD!


Are you ready for the Sex Girls?

Leap year love song

My dedication to February 29

Hall of Fame: The best movies ever made

The Construction Worker from the Village People: I love you to death. From the greatest movie of ALL TIME: Cant Stop the Music.



Whoever has the rights to this wonderful, WONDERFULLY terrible movie keeps taking it off you tube. So watch while its hot.

This is really the Citizen Kane of crap people.

Here's the second best movie. Its called "the Apple" and its almost as good as Cant Stop the Music. Actually, its completely TERRIBLE.

Here's a taste...

How anti- american. And pro speed? What? And ok its from the 80s, but its canada and they are always behind anyway.

I realized that I might not have made it completely clear how terrible this movie is. Here's the trailer. This should get my point across.


And last...but by no means least...
Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band: Bee Gees and Frampton

and a bunch of people that were totally high when they did this. This is a terrible terrible movie.

But, here's a good scene from it

Look! its my dream basement! Video games galore! No pinball tho. And my pachinko machine isnt there, so its not really my dream basement. But more important, why are all the things i like always represented in shiteous film as being indicative of "badness"? UNFAIR.

They are all terrible in their own terrible way, but i love them and own all three. And chances are if you know me, you've seen them too. And you should. See them, not necessarily know me.

Looking for Mr Disco

Looking for Mr. Goodbar. Greatest soundtrack ever. Yes, better than that other disco one. This song pretty much sums up the plot of the movie. She teaches kids by day, and goes to bars at night looking for random sex with men. Or, sex with random men. Depends on which one you "accentuate". I believe she cared more about the sex. In fact, i know she did. Little thrill seeker she was. Real wild.

(4.00+ for hot disco hoover action)


Which of course means that she dies at the end. In the book at least. Beat to death. By a dude in the bedroom with a lamp (i think)after he fails to achieve an erection and becomes embarrassed. My mom said this movie caused a bunch of controversy b/c it was a response to the whole "sexual womans lib" thing that basically said "enjoy yourself too much and you end up like her". Dead.

Actually, this was based on a real life crime: the Murder of Roseann Quinn. From what i just read on wiki, the lamp beating was not what really happened. And what really happened to her is really truly terrible. The flaccid penis thing did happen tho.

But back to happy music land. So you dont think im talkin shit, its got "try me i know we can make it" on it. By Donna Summer. The best song of hers. And the version on LFMG is the BEST version of it. I swear to you. Its like they took out the garbage in that song, added some breathier vocals and the best song was born. Selah.

I looked for the CD on amazon and its 70$. Yes, CD.
I got in on vinyl.

Jesus, Diane Keaton was at her 70s best wasn't she?

The Cat from Outer Space!

Good god. Sandy Duncan? MASH people? Come on... really?



Doesn't everyone know some pussy they suspect to be from another planet?