Creepy sex songs from a man with an eye patch

What the hell was in the water in the 70s?

Dr Hook, continues to be, the CREEPIEST band. God damn! I need a shower or something. To think of how many poor children may have been conceived to this crapola explains a lot about why the country is the way it is. To crib spinal tap: "this band is treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality". And god bless em.

The Original "Eeeeww really" song.
When Youre In Love with a Beautiful Woman

This song really bothered me as a kid. Im not really sure why exactly. Considering the fact this is relatively tame for Dr Hook.

Sharing the Night

Ahhh yeah. Nothing says hot sex like desperation. Oh puke. And i LOVE how he considers it presumptuous that he may "stay the night" but takes no issue with asking flat out if they can screw.
Also i dare you to choose which one of these hotties you would spend the night with if given the opportunity.

Dr Hook: A little bit more
(the lyrics are worth a look...)

"when your body has had enough of me and im laying flat out on the floor, when you think i loved you all i can...im gonna love you a little bit more".

Oh and maybe this is a stupid question, but which one of these vomit inducing men is Dr. Hook? Id say it was the dude with the eyepatch, but wouldnt that be captain, as opposed to doctor?