Journey: The Video Game

HOLY SHIT!

RUN FOR THE ESCAPE VEHICLE! Leave those herpetic girls (and guys!) alone! Which ones are the girls? The blue and pink ones that look like bugs, I think. I cant be too sure since everything sort of looks like everything else in this game. If only Journey had paid as much attention to the production of their video games as they did their records.

Heres the FAST PACED and EXCITING game play!

Whoa! Dont blink! You'll miss something....um, something that looks like everything else in this game.
Im no gamer, but even I know this is one AWFUL game.

But Journey's songs translated nicely (read: are barely recognizable)