Sunday, February 17, 2008

Kookie, Kookie, lend me your electric hot comb

The worst song begat the worlds worst endorsement and endorser.


This leaves me with a statement AND a question:
Question: Does this mean that the girl whining in the song will FINALLY get that gross old (and apparently no longer useful) comb?

Statement: This would have been better if the comb fell in some water or he used it while bathing. Then maybe the girl would get the comb by default. I mean, dead men cant comb their hair. Although in his honor, i bet if one could, it would be Kookie.