Dont Mess With My Toot Toot

Um... the dude from Creedence and the massacre of a thousand crayfish.


Dont pity the crayfish/crawfish/crawdads too bad. B/c they only had to suffer a little in comparison to the rest of us. I'd rather be dropped in a vat of boiling water than listen to this. They presumably had a good life prior to their engagement with Dan Folgelturd , eating the leftover junk at the bottom of the water (read: the fish poop), shuffling around with the sand between their gross segmented underbellies like worms- doing what ever it is that crayfish do when they arent being eaten. I dunno: would never eat em, so im not a "crayfish affishianado" (BAHZING!). As animals they are cool, but as food? NO THANK YOU. I cant help but feel they (shellfish) are really just giant roaches of the sea. Who, in this video, had the chance to commingle with the giant dancing roaches of the land.

Circle of life. Lovely.