Douchebag Beach

Laugh if you will, but I went to jr/high school with people that were JUST LIKE THIS. My hair is still trying to get over the trauma of South Shore Staten Island. For those who arent familiar with the Extra Hold Hair Gel Road: its brooklyn (house or apartment), to south shore staten island (big(er) house and yard) and then to either Florida (house and outdoor roofed pool) or New Jersey (big house, shopping as recreation and live for summer at the shore). The gel use remains consistent throughout. Thank GOD for consistency!

Skip the lame intro and watch the mind numbing brilliance, fights and um, drunken idiots with the IQ of your average glue sniffer.
I think Dino is my favorite. Note how he neglects to mention whether said threesomes were with 2 guys or 2 girls.



Why do i suddenly feel like having shrimp and white wine?